You go into the Swamp Witch's Lair.

It's.... It's not like you were expecting.

"Hello Sweetheart" the girl says
"What brings you to my domain?"

I pause and consider this, and tell her,
"I was just exploring, I didn't really expect 'this'."

"What honey, you've never seen a pair of stockings,
I live in a comfortable Lair, we witches need to,
to relax."

"Who are you?" i ask

"4 sentences in and he still isn't flirting with me,
I must have aged a day....

I'm Harmony, the Swamp Witch.

I used to be much more powerful than I am right now...

I was the protagonist, I was putting the world back together,
I don't remember it, there was a tower, and this
weird sort of downtown city, like Chicago,
There were monsters everywhere, the girls in that town
were like an army i had to keep fighting again and again,
cute girls in short skirts and tank tops, and i had
to kill them again and again, they went feril.
Santa was there, but he was like, an evil Santa,
and all this bad stuff was happening in the town,
i..... was I dreaming? Did any of this even happen?

Anyway, when i woke up from all that I eventually found
my Swamp, the one you were in just there, I setup
my Lair just like this, and I've been here ever since.

I make potions for passing travellers
in exchange for favors. Will you trade me a favor
for this potion here?"

A) DRINK IT

YES — DRINK THE POTION

B) Say no

NO — REFUSE THE POTION

Try to kiss her instead